What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?